{"id":1244,"date":"2021-08-13T15:59:10","date_gmt":"2021-08-13T13:59:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ritual.cz\/?p=1244"},"modified":"2026-01-30T13:52:14","modified_gmt":"2026-01-30T12:52:14","slug":"budiz-pet-kilo-zizal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ritual.cz\/index.php\/2021\/08\/13\/budiz-pet-kilo-zizal\/","title":{"rendered":"Budi\u017e p\u011bt kilo \u017e\u00ed\u017eal…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Bible<\/strong><\/p>\n

Doslovn\u00fd p\u0159epis hyeroglif\u016f poskl\u00e1dan\u00fdch ze \u017e\u00ed\u017eal, kter\u00e9 byly nalezeny na svitc\u00edch ulo\u017een\u00fdch v Ar\u0161e V\u00fdmluvy.<\/p>\n

Na po\u010d\u00e1tku nebylo nic. Fakticky. Ale pak! To byste koukali. Na povrchu se za\u010dala tvo\u0159it hrom\u00e1dka hl\u00edny. A potom to vylezlo. Bylo to mal\u00e9 a tlust\u00e9. A \u0159eklo to: „Jejda, to je teda hl\u00edna.“\u00a0 A potom \u0159eklo: „Stvo\u0159\u00edm sv\u011bt a lidi, abych je mohlo oblbovat.“<\/p>\n

A potom \u0159eklo: „Ale nejd\u0159\u00edv se trochu nat\u00e1hnu.“<\/p>\n

A potom byl \u0161est\u00fd den. Posadilo se a \u0159eklo: „Jejda. To u\u017e je tolik? M\u011blo bych se naj\u00edst.“<\/p>\n

A tak \u0159eklo: „Budi\u017e p\u011bt kilo \u017e\u00ed\u017eal.“<\/p>\n

A bylo p\u011bt kilo \u017e\u00ed\u017eal. A nastal sedm\u00fd den. A Krtko \u0159eklo: „Te\u010f si trochu odpo\u010dinu.“<\/p>\n

A tak vznikl sv\u011bt.<\/p>\n

A za\u010dal druh\u00fd m\u011bs\u00edc.<\/p>\n

Obr\u00e1tilo se na lev\u00fd bok a \u0159eklo: „Tak to bychom m\u011bli. Pust\u00edm se do t\u011bch lid\u00ed. A pak \u0159eklo: „Ale nejd\u0159\u00edve budi\u017e p\u011bt kilo \u017e\u00ed\u017eal.“ A bylo p\u011bt kilo \u017e\u00ed\u017eal.<\/p>\n

A pak Krtko \u0159eklo: „Jejda, tolik \u017e\u00ed\u017eal. Mus\u00edm jich trochu uj\u00edst.“ I stalo se.<\/p>\n

A za\u010dal t\u0159et\u00ed m\u011bs\u00edc.<\/p>\n

A Krtko \u0159eklo: „M\u0148am, to jsem se najedlo.“<\/p>\n

Pak se obr\u00e1tilo na druh\u00fd bok a \u0159eklo: „\u00c1ch.“<\/p>\n

Pak se posadilo a \u0159eklo: „Mus\u00edm na z\u00e1chod. Budi\u017e z\u00e1chod.“ A byl z\u00e1chod.<\/p>\n

A byla polovina t\u0159et\u00edho m\u011bs\u00edce.<\/p>\n

Krtko si lehlo a \u0159eklo: „Budi\u017e lid\u00e9.“ A byli lid\u00e9.<\/p>\n

A pak \u0159eklo: „A je\u0161t\u011b p\u011bt kilo \u017e\u00ed\u017eal, pros\u00edm.“<\/p>\n

A bylo p\u011bt kilo \u017e\u00ed\u017eal. A Krtko jedlo.<\/p>\n

A byl \u010dtvrt\u00fd m\u011bs\u00edc a lid\u00e9 za\u010dali d\u011blat hlouposti.<\/p>\n

A Krtko \u0159eklo: „R\u00e1do bych jim n\u011bco \u0159eklo, ale s plnou pusou se nemluv\u00ed.“<\/p>\n

A byl p\u00e1t\u00fd m\u011bs\u00edc a lid\u00e9 za\u010dali reptat, jen\u017eto m\u011bli hlad. I Krtko \u0159eklo: „Budi\u017e dost \u017e\u00ed\u017eal i pro n\u011b.“ A bylo.<\/p>\n

Jen\u017ee lid\u00e9 jsou velc\u00ed a mal\u00e9 \u017e\u00ed\u017ealy byly pro n\u011b mal\u00e9. A tak Krtko \u0159eklo: „Budi\u017e pro lidi v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed \u017e\u00ed\u017ealy.“ A tak vznikly klob\u00e1sy.<\/p>\n

A lid\u00e9 p\u0159estali j\u00edst \u017e\u00ed\u017ealy, nebo\u0165 m\u011bli klob\u00e1sy. A tak zbylo mnoho \u017e\u00ed\u017eal.<\/p>\n

A Krtko \u0159eklo: „Jejda, tolik \u017e\u00ed\u017eal.“ <br>A za\u010dal t\u0159et\u00ed rok.<\/p>\n

A Krtko \u0159eklo: „Hotovo.“<\/p>\n

A pak \u0159eklo:“Te\u010f se trochu nat\u00e1hnu.“ A bylo, jak pravilo.<\/p>\n

A konce roku p\u00e1t\u00e9ho se Krtko podrbalo na b\u0159\u00ed\u0161ku a \u0159eklo: „Hm ,hm ,hm, je toho na m\u011b samotn\u00e9ho trochu moc. Mus\u00edm stvo\u0159it n\u011bkoho, kdo by za m\u011b spravoval tento sv\u011bt.“<\/p>\n

A tak stvo\u0159ilo Grima a Cikorku. I zavolalo si je k sob\u011b a takto k nim pravilo: „Be\u017ete a \u0161i\u0159te m\u00e9 slovo mezi lidmi a dbejte, aby se j\u00edm \u0159\u00eddili.“<\/p>\n

A Cikorka se ot\u00e1zal Krtka:“A kter\u00e9 tv\u00e9 slovo m\u00e1me \u0161\u00ed\u0159it, Mist\u0159e?“<\/p>\n

A Krtko \u0159eklo: „Jejda. Tak si t\u0159eba n\u011bco vymyslete. A hlavn\u011b u\u017e m\u011b neotravujte. M\u00e1m spoustu pr\u00e1ce.“<\/p>\n

A potom \u0159eklo: „Budi\u017e p\u011bt kilo \u017e\u00ed\u017eal.“ A bylo p\u011bt kilo \u017e\u00ed\u017eal.<\/p>\n

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